Ishkur.com is expanding its inventory of snarky clothes apparel! Now you can choose among the designs below to show the scene what you really think of it, emblazened across the front of your chest. Each design will take you to the appropriate store where you can choose which type of shirt, size, payment, etc....Cafepress handles all the production and manufacturing of stuff, so if you have a problem with your order or something, contact them, not me.

And order your shirts now! As far as I know they might not even be legal, so who knows how long they'll stay up there.

	The infamous Oakenfold shirt, cheered by many and opposed by no one! Show your support of Oakenfold's "conquest" of North America by telling him what we've known for years. This shirt has since been banned by Cafepress for some reason.
	Glowsticks and Vicks: are they helping the scene or not? For the jaded raver, this isn't even a worthy question. It is a worthy shirt, however.
	They always said Hardcore would never die. Now, at long last, Hardcore is dead. But is Hardcore ever really dead? Yes it is. Or is it?
	Hydraulic Artificial Worker Trained for Infiltration and Nullification.
	Every true, nordic-bred trancecracker needs this one. Trance is the form of electronic music most appreciated by unrhythmic white people because it has the least rhythmic content.
	Their self-righteousness has finally gone too far. It's time to take them down a peg. It's time to tell them we don't need them. It's time to stop all the cult-like creepiness. It's time to stop worshipping the DJ.