Every so often I get bored of looking at the main page and decide to replace it with something different--just to see if anyone notices. People do, but judging from the responses I get, it seems to anger and confuse them more than anything, especially if they have a modicum of intelligence equivalent to that of a box of dirt. For those who need things spelled out for them: no, my site is not down. No, my site is not being hacked. If my site is being hacked, chances are about certain it's me who hacked it. On a couple occasions this has even gotten me into trouble, like on April Fool's day when I mirrored the Ishkur Dog Kennel website.

(yes, I'm well aware that I ripped this off from Something Awful)

Ishkur Under Attack!	Emulating the Washington Post, a collection of articles written about the tragic events on October 11, where key portions of Ishkur.com were destroyed in plurrorist attacks.
Ishkur: the candyraver site	Stolen images and cutnpasted text from candyraver Geocities pages. It actually took me longer to build than I thought: do you have any idea how hard it is to deliberately make a bad looking webpage?
Ishkur: the cyber-begging site	The cyber-begging craze took off this summer like a stupid bimbo blowing $400 on a fucking purse, and this is my spoofing of these worthless, inconsiderate scumbags who have no shame whatsoever.
Ishkur: the LOTR fan site	Spoofing the annoying flock of dipshit girlie groups oggling the elven heroes of Tolkien's Tale.
Ishkur: the Page Not Found site	Subtle April Fool's joke.
Ishkur Internet: the web company!	Boy, this takes me back. The days of 1999, where all one needed for unlimited funding was a snazzy website, a vaguely defined product, service or mission statement, and bullshit corporate speak.
The Athleticist Manifesto	I got the idea while being disgruntled at the NHL lockout talks, and thought "why don't the players just break off and form their own league? They don't need the owners." And then I thought WHOA--that sounds like communism. The rest just sort of wrote itself. Search-and-replace has never been more fun.
Stupid Design	"If them Creationist sons of bitches want to have that kind of party, I'm gonna put my dick in the mashed potatoes." --MC Hawking
Art	Looking at it very simply artistically and ethnically, this piece of work is essentially Imperical maleonglece of a artistically radical yet visually passé and temporally transcended artistic content welded with historically innovative expressive material transposed and transmogrified by the ankus of the creative ethic experience which elevates it from essentially alpha exponents of in essence merely beta potential visual material into the prime cultural exponents of Aloin condensic standard form.
Sold	On April Fool's Day, I sold my site. On April Fool's Day.
The Return	I took an 8 month sabbatical from the site to take care of personal life things. This is my return announcement.
House Music is Back!	We've finally gone from 1984 to 1987, people! You know what this means? ...next year, we're bringing ACID BACK!